Nothing tastes as good as thin feels....

That is what I remember each time I find myself in a shift, speeding toward Kroger at midnight, then clutching a gallon of Rocky Road in the checkout line.

Nothing tastes as good as thin feels.

Thin feels better than gooey chocolate and marshmallow in my mouth.

Thin feels better than my tongue under a blanket of fried pork chops smothered in gravy.

But wait a minute.

Plush red velvet feels better than thin....

and cheddar cheese tastes better than plush red velvet.

So what does thin minus plush red velvet plus cheddar cheese equal?

Homemade macaroni and cheese!