The AM-2020 Programmable Angst Modulator

Soon, the standalone AM-2020 will be available at your local computer retailer. The AM-2020 is portable, and powered by 11 D-Cell batteries. Solid-state-disk technology and a space-age waterproof design are used to insure that your AM-2020 will be safe in your backpack, on the back seat of your car, or resting in a pool of your own alcohol-laden vomit.

Until it's release, if you are suffering from:

HAPPINESS

THINGS ARE GOING YOUR WAY

YOUR CLOUDS ALL HAVE SILVER LININGS?

THIS IS HORRIBLE, BUT I CAN HELP! - Try Bottled Angst!

Made from horseradish, Guinness extract, and essence of pat, this potion works wonders!
In no time at all, you will be bored and lifeless! Ennui will replace that nagging joy you are so tired of. You won't know how you managed without it for so long!

For some people, angst comes easily and naturally. Until now, the rest of us have had to prance through life without facing up to our true gloom potential. Now, with Bottled Angst, we can all sit around cafes and and sneer at people without Angst.

You'll never go back!

Try Bottled Angst today!

(courtesy, in part, of Pat)